Here I am, sober as a funeral, mildly posing for the camera.
Polishing off a bottle of wine, the alcohol takes a hold of my senses and I yell at John "hey kid, stay away from my booze!"
By this point I'm seducing dudes named Bubba; it's my belligerant come hither look.
I'm too much even for Bubba, but John agrees to dance with me so that I don't weep in a drunken stupor.
Finally, I snap at Maura and in a drunken rage almost kill her. As you see, John is very concerned. And this my friends is how the story ends. What have we learned? Stay away from Kate when she's been drinking.
